The First 100 “Girls” (#10)

Girl #10: Old Faithful Aussie Girl

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Date: October 2000

Age: 33

Height: 5’2”

Weight: 130 lbs

Hair: Brunette

Eyes: Unknown

Rating: 5.5 out of 10

She was the oldest girl that I had humped up to that point. I believe she was like 33 or something. A fossil. It was October 2000. We met online in one of the MSN city chatrooms. I just bought a laptop and I started going to MSN chatrooms and using MSN Messenger. It was kind of a thing back then. Since MSN was connected, I would talk to girls in chat and then ask them to move over to Messenger. It was easy and this became my normal routine. After I had them on messenger, it was pretty much all over.

She lived in some ridiculously named Canadian town that I remember calling Port Shitfuckland. She thought my name for her town was funny, so I kept using it. She was originally from New Zealand and had moved to Canada, got married, had a few kids, and was getting divorced.

After meeting online, we quickly moved to talking on the phone. I always tried to move fast so I wasn’t wasting my time with them. We spoke on the phone once. She had a sexy voice. Of course all of us male Americans love the accents. We talked maybe 30 minutes and she was ready for me to go pick her up. We figured it all out and we decided I would make the drive up to Canada on that coming Saturday. I was so happy that I was going to fuck Nicole Kidman, if only in my imagination. I know Nicole is Australian, but whatever.

On Saturday I was on the road about noon. The drive would be 3 to 4 hours depending on the border. I drove across with no issues. Being a decent white guy, we have no problem. They’re not looking for me. I read the directions she had given me and I hoped for the best. This was before GPS, so I was traveling via pen and paper. I found her house and she came out to greet me. “Where’s Nicole?” I asked under my breath. Before meeting, I had only seen a somewhat blurry photo of her, so I wasn’t expecting much. Not…